Incident Report: Camera Sabotage at Feeding Station Three
This morning, at precisely 0936 hours, the surveillance system at Feeding Station Three failed in spectacular fashion.
Not due to weather. Not due to technical malfunction.
But, it would appear… sabotage.
Incident Footage
(See video below)
Warning Order (WARNO): Operation Red Harvest
At 0936 hours this morning, an act of sabotage was carried out at Feeding Station Three, when Camera Four was disabled by unknown perpetrators.
Several members of the Siskin Division, codename “The Lager Louts”, were present at the time of the incident. Analysis of available footage suggests they may have engaged in simulated aerial skirmishes to distract the operator while the attack was executed.
Subsequent investigation by the Special Investigation Branch has revealed that this level of deception was entirely unnecessary, as the camera operator had abandoned his post and was playing Fishing Planet on his personal computer.
He remained unaware that Camera Four had been compromised for several hours.
Disciplinary action is pending.
Intelligence reports indicate the sabotage was conducted to facilitate the theft and stockpiling of sunflower hearts, exceeding authorised quotas ahead of a suspected seasonal redeployment northwards.
In the unlikely event that the perpetrators are identified, a further report will be submitted.
Until then, the situation remains under review.
Post-Incident Notes
While the official investigation remains ongoing, early conclusions suggest that the primary failure may not lie with the equipment, but with the operator.
Corrective measures are currently being considered, including:
- Improved camera mounting procedures
- Enhanced situational awareness
- A temporary suspension of recreational fishing simulations during active surveillance operations
Morale at Feeding Station Three remains… variable.
Further updates will follow as the situation inevitably escalates.